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                            Where you would get if you asked professionals:
                             A conversation therapist:  «They would like to know where the station is?» 
                            A psychoanalyst:  «Do your dreams fairly often play in such a dark cave?» 
                            A behavior therapist:  «Increase the right foot. Shove him to the front. Put him on. Very well, you have a candy here.» 
                            A shape therapist:  «Hey man, let it happen, that you want to go to the station!» 
                            A Hypnotherapeut:  «Close the eyes. Relax. Ask your subconscious whether it wants to help you with the search.» 
                            A provocative therapist:  «I bet you will never come onto it!» 
                            A family therapist:  «What is your secondary profit if you ask me for the way to the station? Would you like to make my acquaintance?» 
                            A psychiatrist:  «Since when this question puts pressure on you?» 
                            A telephone pastor:  «I don't know but we are welcome to talk about it.» 
                            A bioenergetik therapist:  «You make sh... sh... sh... !» 
                            A social worker:  «No idea but I takes you there fast.» 
                            A sociologist:  «Station? Driving train?  Which class?» 
                            A neurolinguistik programmer:  «Imagine you already are in the station, you have taken which steps before?» 
                            A benchmark analyst:  «Do you know anybody who has already solved similar logistics problems successfully? How can the procedure meaningfully be transferred to your situation?» 
                            A presenter:  «Which solution ways have you already thought over? Write everything here to this small card.» 
                            A priest:  «Saint Antonius, just man, help that he can find him. Amen.» 
                            A politician:  «Unlike the opposition we always have an open ear for our citizens.» 
                            A journalist:  «We publish her question exclusively in the next Wednesday version.» 
                            A coach:  «If I tell you the solution, this won't remove your problem durably.» 
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