Where you would get if you asked professionals:
A conversation therapist: «They would like to know where the station is?»
A psychoanalyst: «Do your dreams fairly often play in such a dark cave?»
A behavior therapist: «Increase the right foot. Shove him to the front. Put him on. Very well, you have a candy here.»
A shape therapist: «Hey man, let it happen, that you want to go to the station!»
A Hypnotherapeut: «Close the eyes. Relax. Ask your subconscious whether it wants to help you with the search.»
A provocative therapist: «I bet you will never come onto it!»
A family therapist: «What is your secondary profit if you ask me for the way to the station? Would you like to make my acquaintance?»
A psychiatrist: «Since when this question puts pressure on you?»
A telephone pastor: «I don't know but we are welcome to talk about it.»
A bioenergetik therapist: «You make sh... sh... sh... !»
A social worker: «No idea but I takes you there fast.»
A sociologist: «Station? Driving train? Which class?»
A neurolinguistik programmer: «Imagine you already are in the station, you have taken which steps before?»
A benchmark analyst: «Do you know anybody who has already solved similar logistics problems successfully? How can the procedure meaningfully be transferred to your situation?»
A presenter: «Which solution ways have you already thought over? Write everything here to this small card.»
A priest: «Saint Antonius, just man, help that he can find him. Amen.»
A politician: «Unlike the opposition we always have an open ear for our citizens.»
A journalist: «We publish her question exclusively in the next Wednesday version.»
A coach: «If I tell you the solution, this won't remove your problem durably.»
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