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Recently @ McDonalds
Bill Gates:
«I would like to have a BigMac!»

Cashier:
«A Big Mac, a Coke. It make 6.99.» (Swiss Franks)

Bill Gates:
«I have ordered only a BigMac!»

Cashier:
«The Coke is included, is part of a complete package.»

Bill Gates:
«Pardon? I don't pay the Coke!»

Cashier:
«They don't need either. The Coke is free.»

Bill Gates:
«Till now, but the BigMac didn't cost 3.99 alone?»

Cashier:
«Is correct but the BigMac has new performance features now. He has a Coke in the scope of supply!»

Bill Gates:
«I have just drunk a Coke first. I don't like Coke now!»

Cashier:
«Then there is not any BigMac either.»

Bill Gates:
«Well, I pay 3.99 and do without on the Coke.»

Cashier:
«One cannot separate the parts of the complete package. BigMac and Coke are integrated smoothly!»

Bill Gates:
«Rubbish. It is two different things for BigMac and Coke!»

Cashier:
«They pay attention.» - He ducks the BigMac into a cup of Coke.

Bill Gates:
«Shall this what, then?»

Cashier:
«This is in the interest of the customer, so we be able to guarantee a uniform taste in all components...»

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